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<TD><SPAN class="helve12class"><A href="bettyTextv1.html">Volume One:</A></SPAN></TD>
<TD><SPAN class="helve12class">Dress-up, nipple enhancement, and the down side of vibrators.<BR>
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<TD><SPAN class="helve12class"><A href="bettyTextv2.html">Volume Two:</A></SPAN></TD>
<TD><SPAN class="helve12class">mutant breeding practices, sock monkeys, and the erotic possibilities of paper cuts.<BR>
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<TD><SPAN class="helve12class"><A href="bettyTextv3.html">Volume Three:</A></SPAN></TD>
<TD><SPAN class="helve12class">new ideas for Blind Man's Bluff, counting orgasms, and why she's such a scathing "ho".<BR>
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<TD><SPAN class="helve12class"><A href="bettyTextv4.html">Volume 4</A>-</SPAN></TD>
<TD><SPAN class="helve12class">Betty discusses putzy ex-boyfriend replacements, edible hootchie lubricant, and classroom fantasies.</SPAN></TD>
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